Evil Bad-Guy Villain:
Men! Our goal here is to stop a single man. This is why I have brought over a thousand of you, as well as an array of motorcycles, trucks and jeeps, an AA gun and an additional tanker full of fuel barrels. Now, spread out over the entire island in groups of 2-5! Take a couple of fuel barrels with you just in case. I want them spread everywhere in case any of the vehicles need emergency refueling. You guys over there, there's only one or two roads on the island so take all of the vehicles and park them at one end of it.
Let's see, what have I missed. Oh, yes, the river! You two! Take the left over fuel barrels and float them all down the river. Just in case our one patrol boat runs out of fuel somewhere.
Ok, everyone, suit up! We have a couple of crates of shirts and hats here so that you'll all look the same. This will make the one guy we're trying to stop easy to spot.
Due to the absurd number of you, we need to find this massive treasure just so I have a hope in hell of making payroll next week. The treasure might just cover it, provided enough of you get killed out here.
Super Bad-Guy Villain: Remind me again why I hired this guy?
Flunky Bad-Guy Villain: He was cheap.
Super Bad-Guy Villain: Cheap?!? He brought a cruise ship full of morons, a tanker full of vehicles and fuel barrels and enough weaponry to overthrow Liberia. What the hell was the expensive option?
Babo Monkey. Various and infrequent musings about games new and old.
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